It turns out numbers are not real (I find this incredible!) and it is always better to know the truth, despite some very compelling arguments given for the contrary. The oracle is inscrutable.
In other news, I will now ask bowlers to chip in $5 to offset the cost of games and shoes. It’s still a terrific deal for philosophical enlightenment!
If numbers are not real, what meaning do the results of the bowling have?
P.S. I accidentally keyed off NumLock while typing that.