Here it is, from the pen of the inimitable Harry Caines. I cannot resist recording a few of my disagreements: phil majors don’t resemble Comic Book Guy, anthropogenic global warming is no myth, and I’m no Zen Humanist (I’m just a timid smartass). But as for Harry’s thesis, that we should have more philosophers in the program: “Yea-Yuh!” I bray.
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I’m going to go ahead and take full credit for your opinion on global warming. Clearly, my epistemology presentation is what won you over :-).
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Yes, Linford: you da man!
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