(It’s an AI program on the web.) Here’s how it went:

I asked her if she was a baseball fan.  She said yes.  I asked which team she rooted for, and she said “the large one”.  After failing to explain what she meant, we finished with this exchange:

Human: You are not making any sense
ALICE: Was I supposed to make sense? I didn’t know that.
Human: You are not intelligent.
ALICE: I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.
Human: Such as?
ALICE: For example, a tomato.